The interim Prime Minister, Commodore Frank Bainimarama shocked the entire nation in a press conference this morning by revealing that he has lost the ground realty of his Clean-Up Campaign.
The announcement, which was meant to propose ways to return Fiji to democratic rule, surprised everyone when Bainimarama said that he has absolutely no idea how to carry on with the Clean-Up Campaign.
“If it was termed ‘4 th Coup' as I had originally proposed during pre 5 th December meetings, then I would have known the exact moves to be executed. Damn those advisers who just wanted to make the term ‘Clean-Up Campaign' more marketable,” a frustrated Bainimarama stated.
According to a military advisor who spoke on the condition of anonymity, the army commander has stayed awake entire nights in recent weeks trying to work out what exactly happens in the Clean-Up Campaign.
Following the announcement by Commodore Bainimarama, military spokesperson, Major Neumi Leweni acknowledged that the army commander has lost track of the Clean-Up Campaign but all is not lost and according to their estimates Commodore Bainimarama will definitely be able to figure out the Clean-Up Campaign Concept by the year 2019.
Major Neumi Leweni further stated that they will not sit and wait until the year 2019 and to speed up the timetable, they would start looking for Laisa Digitaki more aggressively.
“Well we very well know that its Laisa Digitaki who knows everything about the Clean-Up Campaign concept so we will hunt her down and then it will be killing two birds with one stone. The Clean-Up Campaign concept thoroughly explained and Laisa would be in our detention,” Major Leweni explained with a grin.
Meanwhile, it was revealed that 10 of the 23 Government CEOs were not happy with the way they were sacked and have re-applied to be sacked properly.
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