Saturday, May 3, 2008

BENNY HINN ARRIVES

WORKS HIS FIRST MIRACLE

American televangelist, Benny Hinn arrived in the country last night and immediately began his crusade with a miracle.

The Fiji Labour party President, Jokapeci Koroi who was Mr. Hinn's first visitor was seen walking and momentarily jogging to her car after visiting him.

According to reporters present at the scene, Ms Koroi outpaced them when they tried to approach her for comments.

“Who would have ever thought that Jokapeci Koroi would not only start walking but also jog,” an astounded reporter was spotted questioning himself while gazing at the sky.

Shortly afterwards the Labour Party president issued a statement thanking Benny Hinn for making her walk and Laisenia Qarase for making her run from the reporters.

Ms Koroi also stated that the miraculous treatment that she received from Benny Hinn had started about a month ago via the Internet and she was in trance until today and could not remember anything she said or did within the last month.

However in a statement released this afternoon, the Prime Minister Laisenia Qarase has stated that the miracle healing is an attempt to divert attention from what Jokapeci Koroi said on television last week.

In other news, the Managing Director of Courts Homecentres, James Datta confirmed today that he would only sponsor the netball IDC if he was allowed to play in it.


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