In what was supposed to be his strongest move to date, the Interim Prime Minister Commodore Frank Bainimarama has failed to move New Zealand.
A fter the CEO in Prime Ministers office was refused entry into New Zealand, the Interim Prime Minister had decided to move New Zealand and bring it right beside Fiji. However confirmations received from prominent geologists strongly indicated that there was absolutely no movement whatsoever.
“Well generally we keep a tab on the Alpine Faults which is right in between the Pacific and Australia plates and where New Zealand lies. After the Fijian Prime Ministers move, we did record seismic activity but not any movement,” a leading Geologist at the University of Auckland confirmed.
However according to a source at the Fiji MRD, the move was always bound to fail. “I mean use your common sense, how can we ever move a country. Well if it was Mavana then yeah maybe but not New Zealand,” the source blabbed.
Nevertheless a statement released from the Prime Ministers office, soon after the confirmation of zero movement was received, stated, “Where this is a will there is a way.”
Meanwhile, deposed Prime Minister, Laisenia Qarase has requested the military for permission to visit Suva to have pedicure and manicure done in anticipation of the visit by the Eminent Persons Group from the Pacific Forum countries.
In other news, the sacked CEOs' have released a joint statement on how shocked they are after it was announced that they would return to Earth .
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