The Labour Party special task force that was setup to look into reports of dissident MPs' have reportedly identified 3 of them who will now appear before a board of inquiry.
In a press conference called by the Labour Party this morning, the special tasks force head Lekh Ram Vayeshnoi revealed about the secret operation that had been underway since the first report of dissident MPs, surfaced 3 months ago.
“We secretly monitored all the Labour MPs' and tracked their daily movements.” “Out of all the MPs', 3 of them were feeding doves every morning,” Mr. Vayeshnoi informed.
An elated Mr. Vayeshnoi then burst the bubble when he said, “And it does not really take a genius to work out whose party the ‘dove' symbol belongs to.”
However, the three MPs' who had been identified have denied ever feeding the doves and requested the Labour Party to discuss the issue in the Talanoa Forum.
Meanwhile in a counter statement released this afternoon, the SDL Party has stated that their party symbol is the Pigeon and not a Dove.
The statement further read that the recent heavy rain and floods was orchestrated by the Labour Party to divert attention from this 'Dissident MP' controversy.
In other news, the low attendance on the opening day at this year's Wellington Sevens has been attributed to the absence of top entertainer, Kenneth Zinck
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