WEATHERMAN PREDICTS MAY END TO HIGH TEMPERATURE

“WOULD STEADILY RISE UNTIL AUGUST”

The Director Of Fiji Meteorological Department, Rajendra Prasad has stated that the high temperature may last until August and would steadily rise.

Mr. Prasad after warning of high temperature took a swipe at Mahendra Chaudary and Laisenia Qarase for contributing much to the temperature rise.

“Our radar had detected high heat signatures around the Suva area and on close analysis, the two bodies emitting really high level of heat were these two leaders.” “Fortunately our forecast shows that the high temperature may end in August,”

However according to a source close to the Prime Minister Laisenia Qarase, the high heat emitted by Mr. Qarase is because the sun is positioned right over Fiji and the military gun right over his head.

“The quantity of heat emitted could have been much higher had it not been for the Labour Party who at the end of the day gets to absorb most of the heat.” “Maybe Mr. Qarase is just using the Labour Party to demonstrate to the army commander and everyone else, how tough he can be,” the source suggested referring to the complaint filed against Jokapeci Koroi.

Meanwhile, the Opposition Leader, Mahendra Chaudary confirmed that the Meteorological Department radar is not accurate because he does not emit any heat and would present documented evidence to back his claim at a press conference tomorrow.

In other news, Mick Beddoes, after resigning from the Netball World Cup organizing committee, announced that he realized of his conflict of interest after being healed by Benny Hinn