The Fiji Consumer Council C.E.O Premilla Kumar has told reporters that it was false for the public to assume that she was not airing concerns directly to the government and concerned agencies.
“There is no need for any concern. I am actively using an Ouija board on a daily level to communicate with the responsible ministers and other statutory department executives,” a smiling Ms Kumar revealed.
Ms Kumar who has been under fire in the recent weeks for actively trying to keep herself in the news cycle by releasing statements on Fiji Live and Fiji Times further stated that there were times when communicating through the Ouija board failed and it was when she used her secret power of telepathy and telekinesis.
“I had all these powers to communicate and make things happen which is why I was appointed as the Fiji Consumer Councils CEO. Now tell me why I should actively bother others with emails and public interest litigation when I can just stalk them (the Government Ministers and Statutory executives) in their dreams,” Ms Kumar further stated.
However Ms. Kumar did thank Fiji Live for providing her with news such as bank charging high fees and FNPF not having members’ active contribution on the board.
In other news, the FNPF board has stated that they would set aside a budget for playing Tattslotto since the probability of getting the return on investment is higher.
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