In a move which would be talked about for decades, the Ministry of Health has signed a $9 Million deal with the Global Fund for a secret vaccination program to be soon underway.
But minutes after the deal was signed, right wing bloggers revealed the details of the secret vaccination program.
According to a popular right wing anti-government blog, the secret vaccination program is infact the much dreaded Unemotional Vaccination Dose or UVD as it is commonly known.
“This is the worst thing to happen to Fiji and is the last nail in the coffin of Fijian land ownership,” a paragraph on the blog read before concluding the story with a caricature of a nail and coffin similar to the anti-smoking ads.
However, an insider associated with the secret vaccination program while acknowledging that it was the dreaded UVD program claimed that the story being reported by the blogs were mischievous and misleading.
“Look, the Fiji Government wants to maximize the usage of land. But the problem is that the natives own 87% of the land. And the real problem for us was that they were emotionally attached to the land as the natives identify themselves with the land. The only way for us to counter this was to make them unemotional and what better way to do that than through the use of Unemotional Vaccination Dose,” the insider confided.
Meanwhile, according to Professor Ariel Roth of the University of Haifa, a world authority on UVD and land, the use of UVD may lead to a more devastating consequence of development and prosperity.
“Change is something that is always difficult for people to accept and the Fiji Government may have just played right into the hands of anti-government protestors,” Professor Roth concluded.
In other news, the record profit achieved by the Fiji Broadcasting Limited under the leadership of Riyaz Saiyad Khaiyyum has been directly attributed to nepotism.
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