Monday, November 8, 2010

Satire | Hillary Clinton Calls PM John Keys PM John Anand

In a major faux pas during her visit to New Zealand, US Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton addressed New Zealand’s Prime Minister John Keys as “PM John Anand.”

According to an insider, Mrs. Clinton later apologized to John Keys in private for her faux pas and quietly told Keys that he didn’t look and sound enough like a New Zealander hence her slip of tongue.

The insider further revealed that Mrs. Clinton’s private words to Mr. Keys made him deeply upset and sad.
“He just stood there shaking his head and murmuring that he was born in New Zealand atleast according to the certificate of birth.” 

The news of the faux pas was jumped upon by former TVNZ Breakfast show host Paul Henry. In a brief statement released by Mr. Henry, he questioned the public if they are in future going to vote for a Prime Minister who looks and sounds like a New Zealander instead of looking like John Keys. The statement further read that his magic mirror has told him that he is the most New Zealandish New Zealander around and the best candidate for the next Governor General or Prime Minister.

Meanwhile, Australia’s Prime Minister Julia Gillard has said that her country’s final step in isolating Fiji would be to change its geographical position. 

In other news, Canberra Raiders ace Joel Monaghan has refuted claims that he would be soon joining the Bulldogs, saying he preferred Terriers instead

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