In what is possibly the first major scam of the second decade of this millennium, former politician Ben Padarath and Suva lawyer Renee Lal have been arrested on the charges of swindling both the balls of a Ghanaian business Freeman Firstnameunknown.
The news of the scam sent shivers throughout the country’s Mans with Balls community.
The scam which had been going on for sometime now came to light after Freeman Firstnameunknown was arrested on charges of being without both his balls. His arrest was the result of a tip off from Ben Padarath.
It was after his arrest when Freeman Firstnameunknown disclosed how Ben Padarath systematically talked him into giving away one of his balls initially in return for oil exploration license. Renee Lal was supposedly a facilitator.
He further revealed that Ms. Lal’s and Mr. Padarath’s lust for his balls didn’t end there. He told the arresting authorities that Mr. Padarath would call him now and then and demand for his second ball.
“Finally I had to part away with my second ball after Mr. Padarath called me up and said that it was for Prime Minister Voreqe Bainimarama,” a devastated Freeman Firstnameunknown was quoted as saying according to a source
The authorities who interviewed Freeman Firstnameunknown eventually arrested Ben Padarath and Renee Lal on charges of taking mans balls with trickery and for malicious intent.According to news reports, Ms. Lal was caught at the Nadi Airport while she was leaving the country for New Zealand – a safe haven for ball swindlers.
In what may be somewhat of comforting news for the dejected Freeman Firstnameunknown, the arresting authorities have assured him that his balls would be returned to him once located. They have also asked him to pray that his balls have not been tampered with, by either Ms. Lal or Mr. Padarath.
In other news, former Prime Minister Sitiveni Rabuka has been placed under surveillance after it was discovered he bought the DVD for the movie Expendables.
LOL This article does justice to the coup culture of Fiji. NZ IS NOT and NEVER WILL BE a safe haven for ball swindlers nor is the rest of Australia! Brisbane Queensland holds the Stinsons etc who have taken Fiji's money. It will spoil your story too much if the correct info that Ms Lal is a frequent traveller to new zealand as close family have lived there for a while including Voreqeqe's children and best mate Victor Lal.
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