The Ministry of Fisheries and Forestry CEO, Mitieli Baleivanualala has refused to be terminated by the PSC and said, “Thanks but no thanks for the offer.”
Mr. Baleivanualala had reportedly been found guilty of defiance, staying back in Japan when his fully funded trip was to the Federated State of Micronesia, and playing excessive Solitaire at work.
In reply to the allegations, Mr. Baleivanualala said, ”Even the dumbest of the dumb would know that we can get more out of Japan then the Federated States of Micronesia and for Gods sake doesn't the name Micronesia ring a bell.” “Duh”, he added.
Mr. Baleivanualala also admitted that he had foreknowledge on the difficulty in getting the visa, and stated, “Yes I knew about the visa problems but I also knew that more fish is consumed in Japan then what is available in the sea all around the world. “Maybe the guys at PSC do not know about sushi.” Mr. Baleivanualala continued. When he was asked about his Solitaire game addiction, Mr. Baleivanualala refused to say anything and instead turned towards his computer and started to repeatedly click the mouse.
However, according to a reliable source at PSC, Baleivanualala stayed back in Japan to train and become a ninja.
In other news, the army commander, Commodore Frank Bainimarama has asked Colonel Jone Baleidrokadroka to return his friendship locket and band.
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