The Government today announced a new system to replace the New Years Honors List calling it ‘a key to stability'.
”Everyone thought that we had forgotten to come up with a list but we remained tightlipped and wanted to surprise the whole nation” “This is our way of saying Happy New Year”, a senior government official excitedly confirmed.
“The new system is simple, we give everyone material and meaningful things rather then the symbolic titles.” the senior government official continued. The list was read out and the biggest winner was Commodore Frank Bainimarama who got his own website with free maintenance, an unlisted private telephone number, an Apple Ipod, and a Nokia Series 60 phone.
The second in the list was Major General Sitiveni Rabuka who received the honorary lifetime title of Prime Minister and a taxi permit, followed by Commissioner of Police, who receives a trip to Russia to buy latest model guns for the police force.
Other notable inclusions in the list were Vinod Patel and Hari Punja who were each granted three wishes. The list in total contained 100 peoples name and what they received.
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