Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Fiji Football Association Refuses to Aim For World Cup

“We will be cursed.”

The Fiji Football Association CEO, Bob Kumar revealed in a press conference yesterday that even stating an intention to qualify for the world cup can become a powerful curse on whoever shows that intention.

Mr. Kumar, who called the press conference to show his appreciation to FIFA for giving him the ‘Jabulani’ soccer ball and carry bag, was forced to respond to a reporter on the scene who had asked if Fiji team would ever play in the world cup tournament.

“This is the last thing I want to talk about. Look at former coach late Billy Singh who declared in 1992 that Fiji would qualify by 2002. And look what happened, he died.”

“I can relate so many other incidents. Anyone who aims for a world cup qualification eventually dies. I have a family and so does my other colleagues and we will not take the risk of even thinking of world cup qualification,” Mr. Kumar stated.

Mr. Kumar further mentioned that the good part is that he would bring the soccer balls from the world cup so everyone can see it, touch it and play fantasy soccer imagining that ball.

On a lighter note, Mr. Kumar told of his wonderful experience in South Africa especially when he went on a safari and saw the location where the movie, The Lion King was made.

In other news, Reverend Laione Lutumaimuri Nacevamaca who had a vision about the June 23rd earthquake on Fiji is being blamed for creating chaos and baby boom 9 months from now.

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