Blog Commenters Tops Military as the Most Feared Group

A new research has revealed that the Fiji Military Forces has lost ground and came in a distant second when it comes to being the most feared group. The surprise winner – Blog Commenters.

The research, conducted by Dr. Sriram Lajwanthe a visiting professor at the University of Queensland, would be published in the upcoming issue of Fear and Morons magazine.

According to Dr. Lajwanthe, the Blog Commenters have instilled fear in the heart of public figures primarily in nations such as Fiji. 

“The last thing anyone wants is to attract the attention of Blog Commenters. What’s obvious is each Blog Commenter wants to better the previous comment on a blog. From what we have observed, these Blog Commenters don’t usually read the blog. The first thing they do is open the comments section, read the previous comment and try to better it.” 

“For example one Blog Commenter addressed someone as, pimple on the face’, and to better that, the next Blog Commenter rephrases the same comment except this time its, ‘Boil on the ass. Our only issue while compiling the research data was that the Blog Commenters were so eager to type and send their comment, that they have completely ignored the use of Spell-Check,” Dr. Lajwanthe added.

Meanwhile according to Professor James Thomas of the University of Arkansas, a world authority on Bloggers and Morons, the issue lies with the Blog Owners. 

“The blog owners have come to believe that a popular blog is one which has lots of comments. What they fail to understand is that these comments are usually from morons with lots of free time on their hand who are commenting on blogs and browsing porn simultaneously. Hence their choice of highly explicit colorful words,” Professor Thomas stated

In other news, Brigadier General Pita Driti has announced that he would be spending his leave on his home planet Krypton where he is known by the name Kal-El, just incase anyone wants to contact him.